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She asked where I was going, I told her my house seeing as I lost my friends, she said she was coming with.

She slept with me just to steal my Batman hoodie. Some girl really liked Batman. Had sex and when I woke up, my hoodie was gone. She asked me to help her de-bone a chicken; next thing I knew, she was naked.

Reverse naked man-ed worked on me. She asked me if I wanted to play something besides the guitar. She gave me the wrong number, so I hooked up with the girl from the wrong number. I ended up talking with the girl whose number I called, made a blind date with her, and met her about a week later.

The date went really well and she ended up at my place, we had sex for hours. Told me after that the girl from the bar should have given me her real number because the sex was outstanding! I got an A; she got the D.

I went over to study, and ended up getting the A she got the D. Also got a B on my test, and she got an A but those are minor details. Still have no idea what her name is either. Thousands of people go to drink and have a good time. Lots of sex, gotta be careful My favorite story was, I just woke up at about 6 AM still hammered from the night before.

Later at about noon those two girls came back and we talked for a while. Ended up having a drunken threesome in my camper. Craven makes the bitches wild. I had a tent, but she had an RV. It lasts the weekend and everyone camps out right on site. I woke up in the middle of the second night and stumbled to go pee at the bank of Port-A-Potties. After finishing up I flung the door open, which hit something and ricocheted back thwap-ing me in the forehead.

I exit rubbing my forehead and see a girl crouched down doing the same. We checked to make sure each other were alright, after which I apologized. I got my haircut the day before the funeral. The girl who cut my hair was at the funeral. Turns out she knew my uncle. We got drunk at the wake. Took LSD and by the end of the trip, I was in a relationship. Could she maybe, like, borrow my spare room for a night or two? A friend called me and said her friend just got fired from a bush camp and was totally broke and could she borrow my spare room for a night or two, I said sure and she just showed up at my door.

She asked me to help her carry a mattress up four flights of stairs. She was cute and seemed distraught, so being the mortal man I am, I obliged. This turned out to be quite an intimate experience as we figured out midway that she was too weak to really do anything, so lots of squeezing around each other, swapping spots, pushing by while her holding the door etc. I had taken my shirt off undershirt still and since she had come from the gym she was in workout shorts after stripping her jeans off on the stairs.

She tells me to come in, we lift the mattress onto the bed and she tells me to sit down near the window unit as she cranks it on, grabs two beers and sits down next to me. I look at her, maybe expecting her to verbally tell me what that meant and bam we started making out and did the deed right there on the new mattress, the plastic torn and bundled all around us. She asks me to show her, so we go to my room.

I was woken up a few hours later with her hands all over me and I finally got the hint. We chatted for a good while and later that night she asked if she could crash, said sure.

So, she strips down to underwear and hops into bed. Thank god I was woken up a few hours later with her hands all over me and I finally got the hint. I ended up having sex with her thirty-six-year-old mom eight feet away from her sleeping daughter. I tried hooking up with this year-old whose mom had a seasonal site with a motorhome. She went to bed and I ended up having sex with her thirty-six-year-old mom eight feet away from her sleeping daughter.

Back in my undergrad, I moved into a student house since it was close to campus and the rent was cheap. The owner usually rented out rooms in the place to international students but gave me a spot since we had a good relationship and he knew that I would keep it from being too much of a dumpster fire. During the first week that I moved in, one of the gals knocked on my door and asked me to show her how to use the laundry machine.

She was from some wealthy family in Hong Kong so she had previously had hired help do these things for her. I told her to grab the clothes she needed washed and then meet me in the basement. She wanted my help with a bit more than laundry. Sometimes I fucking miss university. I asked one of the girls from the floor below me to shave my head with one of her lady razors.

When I got out the shower she was still in my room. She said it turned her on beyond belief. Guess who had a new barber that semester.

I spun around to find this cute chick in a cowboy hat laughing. Had to stop at the ATM to get some money out. I told her she scared the crap out of me. We laughed, I asked if she wanted to split the cab back to my place. We had a drink on my patio…bang! Around 6am when I got home I just crawled into my bed and she was there sleeping naked. I woke her up all right, 18 years later we are still married. She definitely played me but the hand prints on her ass are probably still there today.

Weird Viking tent sex ensued. I told him so, and asked if his dick was as impressive. The sex was very weird, I repeatedly called him Viking, and when he tried to tell me his name afterwards I ordered him to shut up, to me he is only Viking. And yes, his dick was impressive. It was indeed hammer time.


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#1 10.11.2018 Š² 16:04 Dprjones:
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#2 19.11.2018 Š² 18:26 Karstensmommy:
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